Men are like coffee. There’s no way you can get the perfect mix. If you put too much coffee in your cup, you end up witha bitter brew. If you put too much sugar, you’ll end up with a very sweet coffee. If you put too much cream, you lose the coffee flavor. If you overboil it, you scald your tongue. If you put too much ice on it, you’ll end up with a teeth-chatteringly cold coffee.

There’s no such thing as a perfect cup of coffee. Similarly, there’s no such thing as the perfect man.